i'm a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl. 31 years of confusion... to have a short or long bio, that is the question. which one will make you think more of me, less of me? i am serious when i'm not laughing. have you ever tried to shrink like an ice cube in the sink? have you ever made a flan and squished it in your hand? i touch everything. music makes me wanna live, makes me wanna cry, punch people, jump for joy, sob, fuck, fly, get drunk, get high, makes me high. alaina is my name and yes, i do, in fact, let them brush my rock n roll hair.